Swipe To Logoff

Sorry, this is not for iPhone users, just us Android-loyal folk.

I've had Android smartphones for as long as I can remember, and it took me over a decade to accidentally find this feature that I really love.  I have a few apps, mostly financial, that I want to log off when I'm finished, but finding where that option is located — which is, of course, different in each app — takes some time.  But I found that I can just swipe from the left edge of the screen to the right, or the right edge to the left, and that directly brings up the confirmation message you see below.  Nice time saver.

Skeletons

When I took the picture below on Schuyler Drive in Kettering, it was still two months before Halloween, but I guess if you've invested (or wasted, IMHO) this much money in giant skeletons, you want to get your money's worth.  Unless you live under HOA restrictions, you can keep these monsters up year-round in Kettering.  But if they have a neighbor trying to sell their house, I wouldn't want to live next to them.

OUPS

I see "OUPS", like the one in the picture below, painted in various places, and I was curious to know what it means; a quick search led to more information than I expected.  OUPS stands for the Ohio Utilities Protection Service (also known as OH811).  They are responsible for ensuring that underground utilities are located before digging or excavating.  They use these various colors to identify what lies beneath.

• Red: Electric power lines, cables, conduit, and lighting cables
• Yellow: Gas, oil, steam, petroleum, or gaseous materials
• Orange: Telecommunications, alarm or signal lines, phone, internet, and cable TV
• Blue: Potable (drinking) water
• Green: Sewers and drain lines
• White: Proposed excavation boundaries (painted by the contractor before calling 811)
• Pink: Temporary survey markings
• Purple: Reclaimed water, irrigation, and slurry lines

I had no idea that so many different things are run below our surfaces.

Ohio law requires callers to wait at least 48 hours (excluding weekends and legal holidays) after contacting OUPS/OH811 before digging. The contractor must check the OH811 system to ensure every notified utility company has either marked their lines or responded with "No Conflict."

https://oups.org

Oklahoma Onion Burgers

I mentioned Oklahoma Onion Burgers in a previous post, but I haven't shown how to make them yet. Start by placing two 85-gram (3 oz) balls of ground chuck per burger onto a cast-iron griddle over medium heat. Season them with salt, then press a generous handful of thinly sliced onions into the top of each ball. Place a piece of parchment paper over each patty and smash it down to a thin patty with a grill press or a heavy spatula. Cook for 3 minutes, flip, lay a slice of American cheese on each patty, and crown them with the buns. Cook for another 3 minutes, assemble your burgers, then scrape the griddle clean—tossing about 20 ice cubes onto the hot surface makes cleanup a breeze.

If you want to see the entire production, I recommend George Motz's video at the link below.

Big shout-out to my daughter for this every-Monday delight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wm-rPBkW2o

Frederick's Coffee

I was fed up with ground Starbucks coffee costing so much more at Meijer lately, so I decided to give their store brand, Frederik's, a try. I bought the Espresso Roast pictured below, and I honestly can't tell the difference in my morning cup of joe. I'll still buy Starbucks when it's on a great sale, but it's nice to have a cheaper everyday alternative.

https://www.meijer.com/shopping/c/collections/frederiks-coffee.html

Wavy Sidewalk

Gourmet Chef Elaine and I drove down Magnolia Drive in Sugarcreek Township and encountered the unique sidewalk pictured below. While there may be psychological or aesthetic reasons for this design, the best reason, in my opinion, is to slow down bicycles—especially e-bikes that can reach 20 miles per hour or more. Even if they are legally allowed on sidewalks in some cases, that doesn't mean we should build infrastructure to encourage high speeds.

Pixel Watch 4

The only watch I've owned since I was in my twenties, I used exclusively while running.  But after Gourmet Chef Elaine bought an Apple Watch a few years ago and loves it, I reconsidered, over many, many months, if I should take the plunge.  I knew I would wear it while taking our frequent walks, but would I really wear it for its other features?  When the price dropped by $50, I decided I would never know until I tried it.  

I opted for the Pixel Watch 4 (since I have a Pixel 7 phone) with the larger (45mm) face.  I paid extra for the LTE (cellular) model since I could add it for free (I love free) on my Google Fi cell phone plan, and it has Internet connectivity without having to carry my phone.  I choose the watch face you see below that has the date, time, temperature, heart rate, steps, battery level, miles, and calories burned.  

I'm still exploring its many features, but it has exceeded my expectations, and I wear it most of the time.  I really like its familiar "Hey, Google" voice commands, which allow me to scan my emails, listen to my calendar, take notes, and open apps.  Answering phone calls and listening to music (via earbuds) are my next features to explore.

https://store.google.com/us/product/pixel_watch_4

The Bald Advantage

I received an email from Grok promoting their image creation abilities, and the one that said it could create comic strips looked intriguing.  I clicked on the link that sent me to Grok.  The following script was waiting for me.

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Create a comic strip using the subject from the uploaded image. Style the comic strip in a bold Sunday funnies style with thick outlines, halftone textures, and bright 1980s colors. Pick one clear, exaggerated visual element from the photo and build the story around it, leading to a funny or unexpected payoff. Keep the dialogue short, natural, and easy to read, and make sure the joke lands clearly at a glance with no randomness or confusion.

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I was surprised at how detailed the script was, and that's a good lesson about using AI: the more detail, the better.

I uploaded a picture of myself and, after crunching for a minute or so, here's what it conjured up.

Quick-Pickled Jalapeños

I had a combination of leftover jalapeños, a few end-of-season ones in a patio pot, and even more that our friends gave us.  Gourmet Chef Elaine found the quick pickled recipe you'll find at the link below, and it was the perfect solution (pun intended) to use them up.  You just bring water, vinegar, sugar, and salt to a boil over high heat until the salt and sugar are dissolved, and pour that over sliced jalapeños in a jar.  Since they don't use the more time-consuming canning process, these need to stay refrigerated.  I wrote "HOT" on the lid to distinguish them from the Candied Jalapeños I make.  The simple recipe is at the link below.

https://www.southernliving.com/quick-pickled-jalapenos-8643492

Primer

I don't believe I blogged here about the twelve words I used to describe how a night of partying in Pittsburgh always played out.  You can read, if you like, about the Capper, Splitter, Slammer, and the others at the link below.  But recently, a friend who had read "Then The Party Really Starts" asked if I had a word that describes a drink you have before you go out drinking.  I said I did not, but I would noodle on that.

With a little research and an online thesaurus, I made a list of words:

• Beginner
• Foreword
• Intro
• Opening
• Overture
• Preamble
• Preface
• Prelude
• Primer
• Preview
• Prologue

I sent out a whittled-down list, and we all agreed that the most appropriate word was Primer, just like the guy pictured below who is priming a pump.  Now I have thirteen words...

https://lifeexperiences.paulishing.com/2017/11/then-party-really-starts.html

Alexa Voices And Speed

We noticed that Alexa had changed its voice recently when we bought a new Amazon Echo Dot Max, and not to our liking.  I found that the cause was the default Alexa+ Voice, called "Feminine 1, upbeat".  That was just too cheery for our liking, and we found seven other options, some of which you can see in the image on the right below.  I changed that to "Feminine 2, relaxed," and it is much nicer.  You can listen to all eight options at the YouTube link below, and per his suggestion, I'm trying "Feminine 4, grounded" to see if that's a better option.  You can also change how fast Alexa speaks, and I made mine a notch faster, another nice change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsTop0BaN7w

Corner Counter Hanging

This is not a picture of me praying in the kitchen, nor did Gourmet Chef Elaine put me in timeout.  I use this hanging position to let my lower body relax and stretch out.  I use gravity to pull down my spine and hips by using my arms to support my whole body weight.  This simple maneuver readjusts me just enough that it can immediately alleviate my discomfort.  

Where Will AI Take Us

Mankind has evolved through a number of "ages," and each one began with terrifying screams about how people would be out of jobs and the world would surely end.  Well, the world has certainly changed dramatically in my lifetime.  I pay for services that my parents never had, such as streaming TV, streaming music (satellite and internet), internet connectivity, cell phones, cloud storage, and the domain name service for this blog.  All those industries employ people in jobs that didn't exist when I was a kid.  Old industries died as the new industries took off.  

Whether or not Artificial Intelligence is the next "age" that will eventually rearrange the world like the three pictured below is debatable, but whether it is or it will be something else is not important.  What is important to understand is why the previous changes did not result in the predicted doom and gloom.  It was the entrepreneurs who created the new industries in a free-market economy.  In my mind, there is no scenario where big government and onerous regulations can lead to future prosperity.  Certainly, the government has its role to play, but the more they stay out of the way, the faster and better the transition will be.  

Just the opinion of one guy, but we can all watch as it plays out in the real world.

Tuna Arepas

At a special Sunday noon fundraising event at Jorrge's in Kettering, Ohio, the menu included a selection of arepas, and Janet makes great arepas.  On her recommendation, I ordered the tuna with pico de gallo and queso fresco option shown below, and maybe tuna sounds like an odd choice, but it was absolutely delicious. It paired really well with a tall glass of George's Bloody Mary, perfect for a lunchtime treat.

https://www.facebook.com/jorrgescantina

Don Julio VIP Margarita

The Mad Mex North Hills is my favorite place for a margarita in Pittsburgh, and my go-to variety is the Don Julio VIP.  It comes with a floater served in an inside-out, used lime shell.  The margarita is made with Don Julio Blanco (Silver) Tequila, Cointreau, a premium orange liqueur, and Mad Mex’s signature sour mix/citrus blend.  I asked for the Tajín rim (a Mexican spice mix consisting predominantly of lime, chili peppers, and salt) for an extra kick.  A full menu and a list of their nine locations are at the link below.

https://www.madmex.com

Proxy Wedding

A neighbor of ours told us that her niece was wed to her husband in a "proxy wedding", a term I had never heard of before.  I looked it up and found, "A proxy wedding is a marriage ceremony where one or both individuals are not physically present and are represented by stand-ins, known as proxies."  The husband is in the military, and proxy weddings are often the quickest way to get married and afford the other spouse financial benefits like legal, financial, and healthcare protections.  

Proxy weddings are only legal in Montana, California, Colorado, New Jersey (active military only), and Texas, so one party must be physically in one of those states, and the other party is represented by a stand-in.  Montana allows a double-proxy wedding with neither party being physically present, but it is available only to military members and residents.

More information can be found at the following link.

https://www.boydlawlosangeles.com/what-is-a-proxy-marriage

You're Not Listening

While out on one of my frequent walks, I heard a mother telling her young daughter, "You're not listening to me."  I listened for a few moments to the exchange, and it was clear that the girl was listening to her mother; she just didn't want to do what she was asked.  That got me thinking more deeply about what was going on.  Sometimes the choice of words reveals an underlying motivation.

I concluded that the mother should have said, "You're not obeying me."  But that would put the resolution on the mother.  By saying you're not listening, she's trying to put the resolution on the young girl, and she wasn't going for it.  The mother is not accepting who's in charge, and she needs to figure out how best to get her daughter to comply.  

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to see how this exchange ended.  Did she just give up or try a different approach?  I'll keep my opinion on that to myself.

Long-Handled Squeegee

Windshield bug splatter on a long interstate road trip is going to happen, particularly in summer.  I hadn't noticed before, but Love's has both short- and long-handled squeegees available in their suds-buckets.  Since we typically take longer trips in our larger SUV (Infiniti QX60), reaching the middle of the window usually requires opening the front doors and stepping up to reach.  The longer pole made this an easy, keep-my-feet-on-the-ground chore.  Thanks, Love's!

https://www.loves.com

Tortilla Pizza

This is probably better labeled as a "use the leftovers" pizza.  We started using a couple of flour tortillas that had been around for a while, cooked up what was left of a package of chorizo, some Cotija cheese that somehow hadn't gone bad yet, and some corn and sliced cherry tomatoes.  The only "fresh" ingredient was a few leaves of basil growing in a pot on our back deck.  A few minutes in the oven and it made a tasty lunch and made some space in the refrigerator.  

Fancy Bloody Mary

The wild Bloody Mary you see below comes from Luke Wholey's Wild Alaskan Grille on Penn Avenue in Pittsburgh.  It features a whole fried soft-shell crab that forms a body, arms, and legs, a pickle spear for a mouth, and pimento-stuffed green olives for eyeballs.   Add crispy bacon, jumbo shrimp, and a couple of celery stalks, and you have an afternoon cocktail, a delicious appetizer, and a sideshow for the thousands of people strolling down the street.

https://www.lukewholey.com

Hoarding Disorder

I couldn't resist; I used AI to remove the street address from the picture below.  Too embarrassing.

To be fair, this house has no basement and only 1,040 square feet of living space, so it's understandable that the garage is being used for storage.  Before they cleared a path to their back door, all the stuff in the driveway was also in the garage.  Given that the valued possessions include a green, circa-1940 classic car (or at least the front part, as shown on the left) and most of it is junk, this is way beyond storage and into the realm of hoarding.

As the article at the link below begins, "Hoarding disorder is a chronic difficulty with discarding possessions—even those without any monetary value—accompanied by a dysfunctional attachment to often worthless or unusable items."  It also gives some good advice on how to overcome hoarding.  It's a good read even if you're just trying to do some spring cleaning (or fall cleaning) and get rid of some marginally useful possessions.

https://www.helpguide.org/mental-health/anxiety/hoarding-disorder-help-for-hoarders

Double Tap The Back

Unlike yesterday's feature, I wouldn't have thought this might exist.  On both the Apple iPhone and the Google Pixel, you can configure an action to take when the camera detects a double tap on the back of the device.  As you can see below, I've configured mine to take a screenshot, so instead of the cumbersome combination of pressing the power button and the volume down simultaneously, the double tap involves less movement and coordination.  You can read more about the feature at the links below.

https://support.apple.com/en-us/111772

https://support.google.com/pixelphone/answer/7443425