MPerks To Wallet

We like the benefits of our Meijer Mperks card, like getting useful coupons in the mail and redeeming points for dollars off our bill, but the worst part is fumbling with their mobile app in the checkout line, trying to bring up the needed barcode.  Recently I noticed that there was a selection to "Add to Google Pay", but adding a rewards card as a payment method seemed pretty stupid, so I ignored it for a long time.  But when I had a moment, I decided to see what that would do and found that Google Pay is now Google Wallet, and storing the bar code there made perfect sense.  With that done, I did the same for Gourmet Chef Elaine's iPhone and now we can both easily bring up the barcode without accessing their annoying app and needing an internet connection.

Classic Sweet Tea Oven-Fried Chicken

When I saw this on The Kitchen, I was intrigued and had to try it.  In the morning, I mixed the brine of sweet tea, soy sauce, garlic, and onion, added the chicken, and put it in the fridge.  At dinnertime, I salted the chicken and coated it with flour, paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper.  With a little melted butter in the rimmed baking sheet, the chicken was baked skin side down for 30 minutes, flipped and baked for another 20 minutes.  The crispy deliciousness is shown below.

The recipe calls for a whole cut up chicken, but the next time I make it I'll use either all breasts or all thighs.  These wings ended way over done and using similar-sized pieces should be a better idea.  

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/katie-lee/classic-sweet-tea-oven-fried-chicken-20794824

Veggie Pizza

The pizza you see below is one of the most delicious we've made at home without a single piece of meat.  The thin Boboli crust was topped with a thin layer of tomato paste mixed with a couple of frozen, crushed garlic gloves and a generous amount of Italian seasoning.  Finely shredded Pecorino-Ramano and mozzarella cheese, sliced mushrooms, diced green onions, roasted red peppers, and corn and jalapenos left over from last year's harvest completed the pie.  Fifteen minutes in a 450-degree oven and we had a dinner fit for royalty and peasants alike.

Mini Seat Back Tray

On a recent American Airlines flight I noticed this clever little mobile device tray on the seat back in front of me.  Pulling up on the plastic piece (with the little triangle on it) releases the tray and it can accommodate small to medium sized mobile devices at a more comfortable viewing angle.  The handy USB to the left is perfectly placed to allow you to keep your device charged.  

Pretty darn clever!

Cell Phone Signal Strength

This post is only for technology-curious people who have an iPhone.  Android users can find the information somewhere in their phone's Settings.

When you dial *3001#12345#* (including all the special characters), you can find some information about your connection to the cellular network.  The carrier listed below is TFW, which is short for TracFone Wireless, which Verizon bought and is now the label for Total Wireless.  The signal strength is the RSRP (Reference Signal Received Power) and RSRQ (Reference Signal Received Quality) numbers.  Since the phone has one bar, you would expect some bad numbers, and they are.  An RSRP between 0 and -90 dBm is considered good and the -127 dBm shown here is solidly in the bad range.  The RSRQ of -29 dBm is also really bad.

Lots more information for the curious can be found at the link below.

https://www.wilsonamplifiers.com/blog/how-to-read-cell-phone-signal-strength-the-right-way

The Rifleman

The Rifleman was a TV series that aired from 1958 until 1963 and featured Chuck Connors in the title role.  In the opening sequence, the Rifleman is seen shooting his customized rapid-fire Winchester rifle.  I was a little boy at the time (born in 1955), but I do remember this.

The picture below is from the Texas A&M baseball field and the pitcher had just struck out a batter.  The scorecard lit up with that opening sequence, which you can see at the YouTube link below.  The Rifleman fires off about twelve shots, as fast as he can pull the lever.  Since this is Texas, celebrating a strikeout with a hail of bullets just seems to make perfect sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsitJZUcFL4

Beer-Braised Beef with Onion, Carrot, and Turnips

Gourmet Chef Elaine has made this dish many times, but I didn't blog on it before because the recipe wasn't available online.  The original recipe was copied to the link below, so all the details are available, but we suggest more than a pound of chuck roast if you're real meat eaters like us.  Avoid bagged carrots and pick out the best looking individual ones.  Compared to potatoes, turnips have one-fourth the calories and carbs, but if you don't tell people ahead of time, they probably won't know the difference.  The last tip is to cut everything into big chunks to make it easier to eat.

http://recipeofhealth.com/recipe/beer-braised-beef-with-onion-carrot-and-turnips-686541rb

Cinnamon Roll Grahams

Gourmet Chef Elaine and I have very different approaches to grocery shopping.  She's on a mission and focuses on finding the items on her list as quickly as possible.  I prefer to walk up and down every aisle looking for new and interesting products.  Such was the case when I spotted the Cinnamon Roll Grahams you see below.  I love graham crackers.  I love cinnamon rolls.  The goldfish size helps with portion control.  Each fish is only 4 calories, so even a handful doesn't kill the diet.  Yes, they are delicious flavor bombs.

https://www.pepperidgefarm.com/product/cinnamon-roll-grahams

Coldest Times

Over on my Life Experiences blog (link below) I write about seven times I was so bitterly cold and miserable, all but one self-inflicted.  It gave me chills (pun intended) to recall the details of each experience, reliving the frozen feet, numb fingers, and rattling teeth.  The cartoon below captures the feeling of sitting on a metal bleacher seat for three hours hoping the game would end soon.

https://lifeexperiences.paulishing.com/2025/03/the-coldest-times.html

Chiropractor

I've been going to a chiropractor most of my life, mainly to get my body aligned to avoid back problems and to get my back freed up during the painful times when it slips into a bad place.  Years ago, after battling plantar fasciitis for months, I mentioned it to my chiropractor and he used a percussion type on my heel and after a few weeks of treatment the pain was gone.  I recently had another painful foot problem

and was checked by my podiatrist who took dozens of x-rays but found nothing.  I told my chiropractor about it, and the pain was gone after two adjustments.  Lastly, I was having left shoulder pain, which was causing sleep issues, and after just one adjustment it's almost totally gone.

I know many people who don't even want to consider a chiropractor, but I firmly believe that getting and keeping my body's alignment correct is one of the most important things I can do for my health.

Eighteen Dollar Lesson

I use the Speedtest app on my Android phone to test the speed of Wi-Fi connections, and while visiting my sister-in-law in Pittsburgh, decided to check out how fast my cellular Google Fi (which uses T-Mobile's network) connection was.  I turned off my Wi-Fi and ran the app.  To my surprise, it came back at over 600 Mbps and I tried it a second time to verify it.  Shortly after I received an alert from Google Fi that I had exceeded my 2 GB limit for the month and that I would incur additional data charges.  Those blazing fast speed tests chewed up 1.8 GB and are the big part of that spike in data usage shown below.   I pay a dollar for each 100MB over 2GB, so this ended up being an $18 lesson I'll never make again.

Fresh Crusty Bread for Two

Gourmet Chef Elaine found this recipe for a small round of bread that's perfect to serve 2-3 people.  Since I'm the baker I made this recipe which is as simple as it can be.  Mix flour, salt, and rapid-rise yeast together and stir with 100-to-110-degree hot water.  Let rise for two hours, fold the sides to the middle a few times, and rise for another hour.  The dough ball is placed on a long strip of parchment paper and placed in a preheated 450-degree Dutch Oven.  Bake with the lid on for 15 minutes and then another 20 minutes with the lid removed.  Use the parchment paper to lift the bread out and let cool down on a wire rack.  All the minute details can be found at the link below.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/fresh-crusty-bread-for-two-19010473

PEBKAC

PEBKAC is an acronym for "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair".  And what is between the keyboard and the chair?  Yep, the human.  So it's just a coded way of saying there's nothing wrong with the computer and the user's to blame.  Is it surprising that the IT department with all the acronyms they have (even in the name of the department) would cook up something like this just so they can hide their insults?  

https://www.computerhope.com/jargon/p/pebkac.htm

Lean Cuisine Math

Gourmet Chef Elaine is a big fan of eating Lean Cuisine's for lunch.  She refuses to buy them at their normal price ($3.75 each in the picture below).  But when can be had for $1.99 each, she'll throw five or ten in the shopping cart.   

If you look closely at the sale sticker, you'll see a "buy 5 & save $5", but if you do the math, buying five at the sale price totals $9.95, but buying five at the $3.75 price totals $18.75, so the savings is actually $8.80. Math isn't their strong suit. 

The Chosen

The Chosen is a series on the life and death of Jesus Christ.  The first four seasons are available on Amazon Prime (link below) but can also be viewed online for free (I love free) at watch.thechosen.tv.  Season 5 debuts in theaters on March 28 after which it will be exclusive on Prime for ninety days before it's free on the website.  Two more seasons will be made to bring the total to seven.

This series features many miracles that Jesus was famous for including the Miraculous Catch of Fish (shown below), turning water into wine at a wedding in Cana, and using five loaves of bread and two fish to feed thousands.  

https://www.amazon.com/The-Chosen/dp/B0CQ5JGK4K

Vince The Sign Guy

I've added Vince The Sign Guy to my morning reading routine.  Each day is a different, humorous sign like the one below.  You can find Vince online at the link below or follow him on Facebook if that's your thing (I gave that up years ago).  A chuckle is a nice way to start the day.

https://www.vincethesignguy.com

Old Bay Crab Cakes

Back in 2017, I blogged about making Baltimore-style Crab Cakes and have only made them that way for the last eight years, so it was time to try something different.  Using the recipe at the link below, I combined a $35 pound of crab meat with breadcrumbs, egg, Worcestershire sauce, Dijon mustard, Old Bay, salt, pepper, and chopped fresh parsley and formed 8 patties.  Some butter melted in a skillet on medium heat and 4 minutes per side resulted in the beauties shown below.

https://delectablerecipe.com/original-old-bay-crab-cakes

Accent Chairs

We've had accent chairs in our bedroom for years and when we recently added carpet and changed the bedspreads to match, the old chairs had to go (donated to Saint Vincent de Paul).  Gourmet Chef Elaine found the chair below at our local TJ Maxx store marked down to $99.  She raced home and we took the QX60 SUV right back to the store to pick up two before they were gone.  The last change to our bedroom, and two other upstairs rooms, will be a fresh coat of paint, probably some shade of ivory.  I just need to figure out if we keep the two light blue accent walls, choose another color, or paint it all the same.

https://tjmaxx.tjx.com

Trash Can Hack

This simple hack would not be needed if our trash pickup was close to the same time each week.  I dislike going out to the curb in the freezing cold just to find the trash is still there.  So the hack is to cut off about 12 inches of the handle on the last trash bag and place it under the lid with a few inches sticking out in the direction I can see from the house.  When the trash is dumped, the red handle (shown below) goes in with the rest of the trash and I know I will not be taking a useless trip to the curb.  

Pixel Buds Pro 2

I'm probably one of the last holdouts to buy earbuds and I was going to wait until late spring to get these Google Pixel Buds Pro 2, but when I found them for 15% off, I jumped on the deal.  The Active Noise Cancellation is the biggest attraction to these, which should come in handy at the pool this summer.  I'm amazed at how beautiful the music came through as I listened to The Sounds Of Silence while walking on a treadmill.  Impressive!

https://store.google.com/us/product/pixel_buds_pro_2

ID-10T

One of the terms the Information Technology team used to describe a problem that turned out to be a clueless end-user issue was to say it "was an ID-10T" error.  If you haven't caught on yet, that's a euphemism (i.e., an innocuous word or expression used instead of one deemed offensive) for the word "idiot".  Sometimes that was well-earned and other times the blame is better placed on a poorly designed program.  Thousands of IT acronyms can be found at the link below.

https://www.pcmag.com/encyclopedia/term/id10t