iTouchless Bag Re-Sealer

The Amazon Prime delivery fairy, whose initials are UPS, will be leaving a new kitchen toy on my doorstep today.  Should be very useful in resealing chicken, vegetable and other bags to keep out the dreaded freezer burn.  But every time I say iTouchless, I want to break out into MC Hammer's biggest hit song and shuffle across the floor.  Something's wrong with me...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000N5YBKC/