How To Tie a Tie

My one New Year's resolution will be to learn to properly tie a bowtie and this Animated Knots website might just be the trick, stepping through each twist, turn and fold a little at a time.  It's not limited to bowties, so if your teenager wants to learn to tie a necktie without their parent's help, be a friend and send them this.

https://www.animatedknots.com/tie-a-windsor-necktie-knot

Swiss Steak

I remember having Swiss Steak often as a kid, but (sorry Mom), it was not anywhere near as delicious as this recipe delivers.  Nothing fancy or difficult, just brown the meat and add it to a slurry of onions, garlic, celery, tomato paste, tomatoes, paprika, oregano, Worcestershire sauce and beef broth.  This makes a great winter Sunday dish, filling the house with mouth-watering aromas.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/swiss-steak-recipe-1917184

Google Lens

I took the picture below to remind myself what to buy to try to make this most delicious margarita at home, figuring I'd have to type this into a list.  But all that's necessary to bypass that is to press the Google Lens icon at the bottom of the photo which will find all the text in your photo.  Just press on the text you want, adjust the beginning and ending markers, then touch "Copy text". 

The Google Lens icon looks like this:  

https://lens.google.com/

Santa's House

We don't lack for Christmas creativity in our neighborhood, but I'm not sure what these folks were thinking.  But I'm pretty sure that Santa thought he was lost when he poked his head out and it was sunny and sixty degrees.

Samuel L. Jackson Celebrity Voice

I snagged this introductory price, 99 cents, and added the Samuel L. Jackson skill to Alexa.  It's rated Mature, and that's for a good eff'ing reason.  Fortunately you choose whether you like the explicit language or not.

My favorite is "Alexa, tell Sam good morning".  Puts a chuckle in my day.

https://www.amazon.com/Samuel-L-Jackson-celebrity-voice/dp/B07WS3HN5Q

Spice Collection

This just might be the best White Elephant gift ever!  Well, maybe #2 (pun intended) after the time I gave a stuffed white elephant, earning my nickname of Mr. Literal.  Five large containers of spice blends for any grilling occasion.  I think I'll start with some baked chicken with the one on the right.

http://www.specialshit.com/

White Chicken Chili

Shut the front door!  This one is an absolute stunner.

Chicken is combined with Great Northern beans, corn, chicken broth, chicken soup, green chile peppers and taco seasoning, then goes low-and-slow in a crock pot for 8-10 hours.  Take the chicken out, shred it and return it to the pot, then add sour cream and pepper Jack cheese and wait a few minutes until it's melted.  Top with some tortilla strips for a crunchy extra.

All credit goes to my wife.  Thanks for warming our bellies with a new winter favorite!

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/255245/award-winning-white-chicken-chili

Boca Clips

Besides being absolutely adorable, these clips are sure to keep your towel from flying off your beach lounger.  With more than a dozen options, you're sure to find a lovely pair.  Can we say "last minute stocking stuffer"?

https://bocaclips.com

Visited States Map

This handy website lets you select those states you've visited and builds a colorful map with the white states representing those you still need to visit.  I've managed to complete everything east of the Mississippi River, and other than Oklahoma and New Mexico, the remainder is in the northwest.  Only eleven to go!

https://visitedstatesmap.com

Costco Checks

Back in the day most of us paid our utility bills, our groceries and the department store shopping trip with personal checks, so Costco's check ordering service, run by Harland Clarke, would have been a bigger cost saver than in today's online bill pay and credit card happy world.  But we still use them and when we recently needed more checks, we took Clark Howard's advice and looked into this less expensive alternative.  Not only did we save a lot of money, the checks came in the handy "CheckFolio" seen below.  You don't have to be a Costco member to order through this web site, but it saves you a little bit more if you are.

https://www.costcochecks.com